Cake
"YOU DID WHAT!" screeched the king
"I-I don't know" I muttered with a bit of a wimper
"I was baking you a cake like you requested and well,"
"well what!" the king demanded
"I went to the bathroom," I whimpered.
"WE HAD TO BRING IN A SQUAD OF ANGELS," I was ready to run
"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE THAT YOU CAUSED!"
"GAURDS!" the mighty king called "TAKE HIM AWAY!" they threw me out on the street into a puddle of sewage. After that incident I set out to invent and oven the could never catch fire and I called it...the Easy Bake Oven.
